喪女
stitching-puppet:

willyciraptor:

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:
"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!
You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”
One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.
i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buya guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

stitching-puppet:

willyciraptor:

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buy
a guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE


Artist.
wannajoke:

Gordon Ramsay GPS style
http://wanna-joke.com/gordon-ramsay-gps-style/
So i was watching Masterchef in my living room and my brother comes down and..
Brother: Oh my God. How many shows is Gordon Ramsey on?
Me: Well he really should be on all of them.
Brother: ... I can see him on like 16 and Pregnant and shouting at the girls like "whAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?!" Or on the News like "Well 20 bloody people were late to work becaus e SOME IMBICILE DECIDED TO BE A COMPLETE IDIOT AND I just i can't even finish because people are just so fucking stupid." then like lights his papers on fire and makes risotto or something.
so the conversation went on just like that
theroself:

givemeinternet:

It took him a second to realize

his face in the bottom left image is the best thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life

theroself:

givemeinternet:

It took him a second to realize

his face in the bottom left image is the best thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life

smartgirlsattheparty:

iamyourfanclub:

this is the happiest ive been in days

Happy Sunday Smart Girls! 

smartgirlsattheparty:

iamyourfanclub:

this is the happiest ive been in days

Happy Sunday Smart Girls! 

smartgirlsattheparty:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

That last one is disturbing

Wow.