喪女
riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

xrasiux:

Hyhy <3

xrasiux:

Hyhy <3

polyvinylmonster:

Time stopped for a few seconds and all he could feel was a strong wind -or rather, urge- that almost blew his mind away.

I initially thought of “how do I draw an extremely flustered Noiz??” but as you can see in the end I just literally used an explosion background.

Got carried away (゜▽゜;)

Original prompt from otpprompts
Short text by shino-cchi

Noiz shirt came in

Noiz shirt came in

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

mycabinispressurised:

every time i wear a fandom shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff

but no

yanapieceofme:


Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

nurdsturf:

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.

coilsfromlastnight:

TFLN
minisculegiraffes:

quietly dumps this here because my conservative family members know about my art blog
o also dedicates this to hazuknagisa bc it is their birthday and iJUST HAPPENED 2 BE DRAWING A THING its not a real present bc i am not that good a friend unubut haAPPY BIRHTDAY and everyone go follow them

minisculegiraffes:

quietly dumps this here because my conservative family members know about my art blog

o also dedicates this to hazuknagisa bc it is their birthday and iJUST HAPPENED 2 BE DRAWING A THING its not a real present bc i am not that good a friend unu
but haAPPY BIRHTDAY and everyone go follow them