喪女

ospreying:

I feel bad for the people following me because I could be a quality blog, but instead I make the conscious decision to be weaboo trash

pomfette:

Date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid you’re going to snap his neck unprovoked.

lazykryptonian:

allybearlove:

peachberrylove:

souleeater:

babysbreathflower:

sharpedos:

Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”

This is so fucking cute

this should be a young adult romance novel right now

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Had a sudden urge to draw this.

Omg i need more

oh my god

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

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panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breathe in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

bite-me-assbutt:

angemicwings:

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

bitchesters

Bitching People

Judging Things

The Family Business

cutiepie1088:

Still a better love story then Twilight.

cutiepie1088:

Still a better love story then Twilight.

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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